DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE 3

DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE 3

Screening as part of the “Best of the Worst” series

Greg Sestero (Mark from “The Room”) stars in the third installment of a non-existent slasher franchise created by the mad geniuses of 5-Second Films

Delta Bi fraternity is a temple of testosterone, beer, and stupidity. But when their party paradise turns into a slaughterhouse, Motherface appears — a masked killer who looks like she just escaped from a cheap VHS rental circa 1987. What follows is a classic forest massacre: beer flows like rivers, blood sprays like fountains, and each death is more ridiculous than the last.

“Dude Bro Party Massacre III” is a parody masterpiece — a fake third entry in a non-existent slasher series, made by the 5-Second Films crew as a loving tribute to everything stupid, cheap, and gloriously over-the-top in horror cinema. The movie looks like a forgotten VHS tape found in an attic next to old copies of “Friday the 13th” and “A Nightmare on Elm Street.” The image is deliberately aged, the sound crackles, and the plot? The less sense it makes, the better.

At the center of this chaotic madness is everything B-movie fans adore: drunken fraternities, terrible practical effects, overly serious narration, and jokes so dumb they become art. The cast includes Patton Oswalt, Greg Sestero (yes, that Mark from “The Room,” of course!), and Andrew W.K. The whole thing is a never-ending festival of gore, testosterone, and meta-humor.

This isn’t just a film — it’s a state of mind. It’s as if “Friday the 13th” and “Scary Movie” had a baby after a disastrous frat party. Bloody, absurd, unapologetic, and wonderfully self-aware, “Dude Bro Party Massacre III” is pure joy for anyone who loves cinema that knows absolutely no shame.